To get this I looked up the number of fans for a given figure on facebook and divided by the number of fans of “I bet this <Pickle/Animal/Doorknob> can get more fans than <Figure>”. In the case of multiple pages, I picked the one with the highest fan count. If it’s not immediately clear, higher numbers indicate less hatred, at least as far as a stupid facebook meme can measure.
Other cool stuff:
1-Billionth Scale USS Enterprise